Saturday, August 31, 2013

Limp Wiener Campaign has to Rent a Crowd

Anthony Wiener's campaign for New York mayor is so flaccid that he apparently has to pay a rent a mob to pose as supporters:

Anthony Weiner is having such a hard time generating support for his limp campaign that he has resorted to paying a rent-a-crowd firm to provide “supporters” for his events, The Post has learned.

Some of the gung-ho Weiner crowds, including at the Aug. 11 Dominican Day Parade in Manhattan, were really actors who were paid $15 an hour by the California firm Crowds on Demand, according to a source with direct knowledge of the deal.

The source said surrogates for Weiner approached the Santa Monica-based company days after Indiana-native Sydney Leathers came forward to say that Weiner had continued his digital dalliances after resigning from Congress.
Don't know why Tony Wiener is having such a "hard" time bringing his campaign for New York City mayor to a climax. After all, being involved in sex scandals is hallmark of great Democrat men throughout recent political history:
  • Jack Kennedy's exploits with women were legendary and until Slick Willie came along, he was held up as the model for all Democrat presidents to follow.  
  • The Democrats vaunted elder statesmen William Jefferson Clinton's campaign of serial philandering came to a head when he was caught pleasuring Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office
  • And who could forget Jack's brother Teddy, who in his heyday just couldn't seem to keep it in his pants or stay off the bottle. Teddy pulled off an amazing feat when he killed a young woman in a car crash and still managed to salvage his political career.  Upon his death, the Democrats heaped praise upon him. 
  • And in the interest of equal time we'll include a gay sex scandal involving the detestable Barney Frank, whose boyfriend, Stephen Gobe, ran a brothel out of Barney's townhouse. 
What could be more rich than the spectacle of a Democrat named Tony Wiener texting pictures of his hard wiener to women other than his wife? But even this unique twist isn't enough to salvage the Wiener camapign. With Tony's mayoral campaign apparently going limp with little chance of reviving it, it appears that Tony's texted wiener just doesn't measure up to these other Democrat men of ill repute. Is there such a thing as an erectile disfunctive mayoral campaign? Good luck with the campaign Tony, you're going to need it.

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