Friday, August 30, 2013

Syrian Kid Calls out Obama the Great and Terrible on Facebook

BREAKING NEWS: The latest in the saga of As the Syrian Attack Turns: Dateline The White House, Washington D.C, 1900 hours 8 minutes Central Daylight Time  8/30/2013: Sources close to the liberal's president of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, report that he still has not decided whether or not to carry out the cruise missile attack his administration has gone out of their way to describe in rectal exam detail on every form of electronic and print media imaginable.

Perhaps the most interesting development of note that has happened in this comedy of errors today is that Bashar al-Assad's son has called Obama out on his plans (or lack thereof) to attack his daddy's country. It's bad enough that our allies and enemies alike are dissing us over Obama's public hand-wringing about what to do with the Syrian corner he's backed himself into. But now the liberal's Dear Leader is being called out by an 11-year-old. 

A Facebook account purportedly belonging to the 11-year-old son of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad seemingly taunts the United States to strike the country.

"I just want them to attack soooo much, because I want them to make this huge attack of beginning something that they don’t know the end of it," Hafez al-Assad allegedly posted.
The New York Times reports that it's impossible to confirm the post was indeed written by Bashar's son. But the report did mention that several children and grandchildren of senior Syrian government officials have liked or posted comments on the post. Hafez also listed the Montessori school in the section of his education, and he is indeed a graduate of the school.

The post goes on to insult U.S. soldiers as "cowards" who claim to be liberators and also blames the U.S. for starting the revolution.

"Maybe they are stronger, maybe they will destroy the army, but they will never destroy these remnants and little bits of resistance, it’s who we are, we are born to fight and resist, we will fight them everywhere until they get out if they came in in the first place, no matter how much hard they try to get us out of our holy land they will never succeed," the post said.
It doesn't get much worse than this, folks: The president of the United States being taunted by a preteen.
Someone needs to check this kid's IP address. Given the fact that Barry's administration has spent the last four or five days describing in excruciating detail the exact plans for this attack, alternately leaking material that should be classified, declassifying material that shouldn't be classified and going in front of press microphones to spill their guts about every detail of the yet to be executed attack, this kid has probably been safely whisked away and is sitting at his laptop in Moscow somewhere. 
Tell me Obamabot Zombies: Isn't in great to have an incompetent and a court jester surrounded by fools holding our national security in the palm of their collective hands?

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