Shiftless Joe in 2016 -- Say it ain't so, Joe

Please, God, say it ain't so:

Slowly but surely, step by step, Joe Biden puts himself in position to run for president in 2016.
And while many observers don't believe the vice president will run if Hillary Rodham Clinton does, a new story in The Wall Street Journal may persuade people to rethink that view.

It's official, folks: The only qualifications to be a Democrat presidential candidate are that you either have to be incompetent, corrupt or both.