Saturday, July 18, 2009

Joe Biden: Dumbest Vice President in the History of the World?

The administration of The Exalted Messiah certainly has had a lot of milestones: The biggest deficits in the history of the world, the most rapid advance towards a socialist nation in the history of the United States of America, the least respect for our Constitution etc. and on and on. I think it's about time to admit this one: Joe Biden, dumbest U.S. Vice President in the history of the world. To wit: Dumbass Joe's recent comments about the financial disaster that The Messiah has foisted upon us all:

"We’re going to go bankrupt as a nation,” Biden said.

“Now, people when I say that look at me and say, ‘What are you talking about, Joe? You’re telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?’” Biden said. “The answer is yes, that's what I’m telling you.”

You have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt? Quite possibly the dumbest thing the dumbest vice president has ever said.

Now we all know that if this had been said by Dan Quayle or Dick Cheney, this would be front page news on every major newspaper in the nation and would be blasted across the airwaves repeatedly by Gibson, Williams, Couric et. al. But Biden gets a pass as he does on every single stupid thing that comes out of his mouth because the Obama Administration's socialist approach to governing squares with the liberal bias of the Big Three and newspapers across the country. We know that stupid things coming out of Biden's mouth is a daily occurrence and we know that the liberal media continually ignore them.

The simple fact of the matter here is that Joe Biden is one of a rare breed -- in the league of Ted Kennedy and Robert Byrd -- men who are simply too stupid or too incompetent to do anything else besides being a Senator For Life. Kennedy, the spoiled brat of the Kennedy clan, was headed down the path of becoming the embarrassment of the Kennedy clan. Not that he isn't still the embarrassment of the Kennedy clan but the fact that he's been a senator for fifty frickin' years enables his apologists to label him an "elder statesman". Much so for Bobby Byrd, who wasn't a shiftless drunk, just a Ku Klux Klan leader. Joe Biden follows in Kennedy and Byrd's vaunted footsteps: A guy who has done nothing of significance in his entire life besides being a senator from Delaware. Oh, he raised a great a family, had a compelling family tragedy early in his senate career; rode the train to work every day; drove an old Chevy Nova for years -- what a guy. But what has Biden actually accomplished in his career? Nothing besides warming a seat in the senate chamber. Is this the vision our founders had of citizen legislators? No it isn't.

Along comes possibly the most self-absorbed, egocentric presidential candidate in the history of the known universe - Barack Obama - worse even than the second-most self-absorbed, Bill Clinton. Like Bill Clinton, he was looking for an unassuming buffoon as a sidekick who wouldn't overshadow him or get in the way of his ego. Enter Joe Biden. I don't think the Bozo the Clown model was what the Founders had in mind for the person who is a heartbeat away from the presidency. But that's what we have, folks.

My apologies to Bozo the Clown.

1 comment:

Dr. Mom said...

This is my favorite comment yet by Joe Biden:

"Can we possibly afford to do nothing when health care costs have gone up 57 -- if I'm not mistaken -- percent just since 2002?" Biden asked rhetorically. "Now folks, if your milk went up 57 percent and no end in sight, guess what? There would be a lot of dead cows. No one buying milk. You can't afford it."

I guess Delaware isn't a dairy state. Memo to VP: We don't shoot cows just because they're full. We still milk them.